Amateurs

I went to bed Monday night unsure whether I would go to the gym in the AM or not. That always results in not and yesterday was no exception. My alarm went off at 5:40 only to be silenced by my snooze button. After that intense Power class the night before 5:40 was a little too early to be back on the Elliptical. I decided it would be a NO gym day. You know what a NO gym day feels like to me? What a snow day feels like to 5th graders.

Cookie with a side of Jennifer Love Hewitt in a Pool Tube


1/3 Cup Oats, 1 Tbsp Peanut Butter, 3/4 Smashed Banana, 1 Tsp Maca, 2 Tbsp Almond Milk and Cinnamon.

That would be People's 50 Most Amazing Bodies Issue..



My Man calls Zac my bofriend and always accuses me of wanting to watch High School Musical and 17 Again. For the record I have never watched (the entire) High School Musical movie and 17 Again was funny.



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You know what's crazy? We all have an IDEAL body in mind (a person or picture you've seen at one point in time) when we're dreaming of being "perfect". You know, the one you're thinking about when you pose naked in front of the mirror. Oh wait, that's just me? Well looking at all these fine ladies from 20 something to 40 something I do not see ONE body that looks the same as another. They are ALL different. All different but all HOT. So next time you go comparing yourself to someone else remember that being hot isn't about trying to achieve someone else's body (because that would be impossible) but rocking YOUR OWN. Besides, that's what Bombshell Bra's are for. I will proudly rock my Bombshell Bra.

The Situation and (judging by the waist circumference of the other men) 8 other SERIOUS (heart) Situations.


If you put the old men together that would make an 8 pack.

Boys, Boys, Boys..


and Vampires.. Bite me..

You know who didn't make the issue? Logan Lerman, who by the way might want to look into changing his name. The boy from the Percy Jackson movie. You know, the underager I drooled over my entire flight to AZ. Is this because he was born in 1992?! That's agism reversed.

Super Salad


The usual. Mahi Mahi Burger, Iceberg Lettuce, Tomato and Cheesy Sauce (2 Tbsp Hummus, 1 Tbsp Nutritional Yeast, 1 Tbsp H20)

Okay so the NO gym day didn't last, I hit the gym for 40 minutes on the Elliptical. I was supposed to have a spray tan/a no gym excuse at 5:30 which was cancelled. The girl working called and informed me that she didn't trust herself to do a good job. When it comes to a spray tan the last thing I'd want is an amateur.

Speaking of amateurs, I took it upon myself to "touch up" my roots last night. That's right, I picked up a box of Garnier Nutrisse and went to town. I was waving that wand around like a fairy god mother, dabble here, dabble there. Do you know what happens when you dabble your own roots? A spotty mess that's what. I immediately called my hairdresser and told her what I had done. I'd imagine clients phoning in a panic after purchasing and applying store bought dye is to hairdressers what emergency patients with household objects stuck in foreign places is to doctors. WHY.. WOULD... YOU... DO... THAT?

Suppa


Is Butternut Squash in or out of season right now? Whatever it is it's GOOD. Apparently I LOVE it at this pale orange stage. It's the perfect flavor and texture. Hummus Sauce on the side of course (3 Tbsp Hummus, 2 Tbsp Water).

Mel came over for a quick visit before I headed to my hairdressers at 9:30, which once I got there didn't end up happening since she accidentally double booked. Damn it. Come to think of it I should have got that amateur spray tan, I could have been a full on spotty leopard. On another note, I Tivo'd The Hills but have yet to watch it. Mel was distracting me.

Before calling it a night I had some Pumpernickle and PB



And then a Multigrain Flatout with Better Buttah


I still can't believe these things have 9 grams of protein.

I woke up at 2:30 and made my way BACK to the Kitchen..



Why so much bread? I don't know..