Hello?

How many times have I disappeared and then come back on this blog? Stopped calling, stopped writing, stopped visiting; Leave without saying goodbye or giving so much as a reason.

So. Many. Times.

I think it’s safe to say that if this blog were a male, he’d have left me by now. Perhaps I’d still receive the occasional drunk dial, but sober? Not a chance.
Good thing this is just a blog.

I’m back.

I decided mid-afternoon today that I missed blogging. So I logged on and here I am.

Source: Uploaded by user via Lisa on Pinterest

Sorry had I known I was going to come back today I would have done something with myself.

THINK of all the fun I can have now that pinterest has made it so easy to upload pictures legally. According to pinterest that little guy is Baby Enrique. I just love him. And if you don't, what's wrong with you?

If pinterest were a dating site I would be misleading you. That's right. In a I'm-70-years-old-but-posted-my-20-year-old-photo-of-myself-on-plentyoffish.com kind of way.

You would be under the impression that my home looks like this..

Source: theeleganthomeblog.com via Brittany on Pinterest

My hair looks like this..

Source: rebelbecauseyoucan.tumblr.com via Brittany on Pinterest

I serve nightly meals like this..

Source: twospoons.wordpress.com via Regan on Pinterest

Have a banging body like this..

Source: starqh.tumblr.com via Brittany on Pinterest

And tuck my imaginary kids into this every night..

Source: marligrace.blogspot.com via Brittany on Pinterest

Good thing i've already tricked my Man into being with me. Let's be honest though, that last room is nothing more than disappointment and slivers.