Yesterday was a good day. You know why? Because I came across a Bachelor spoiler that was the opposite of the original spoiler I accidentally read. This is all you can hope for when someone spoils the ending of your favorite show. It’s the only way to reverse the damage, the only positive outcome. I am now confused, just the way I should be. One spoiler cancels out the other spoiler and the suspense is returned. Thank GAWD.
My opinion means something to me again. And now I can naively and confidently say that Brad will choose Emily. That’s my uneducated opinion.
If you'd like to know about anything else, just ask. I'm FULL of uneducated opinions. Seriously though, here's why I think he chooses Emily. Last night on The Women Tell ALl Brad said "mercy" several times and I've never heard him say that word. Badly? ALL the time. Mercy? Not once. You know who says mercy? Emily.
Girls, Girls, Girls. Jealousy, bitterness and obnoxiousness isn't a good look on anyone. Neither is having zero sense of humour. Michelle on the other hand has a few of my favorite characteristics, sarcasm and dry humour. These three ladies should be embarrassed.
And I still think that Lisa is a catch...
It was also a good day because I ate a boat load of Butternut Squash Fries while watching The Women Tell All..
And because I went to Spin class. Spin class is like a Suppository. It's uncomfortable and slightly painful, but it makes you feel better later. And they're both good for your bum.
When I first made that connection is my head - Spin Class/Suppository - depository is what came to mind. This sounded questionable so I googled it to make sure I was using the right word, which went something like this..
Depository. Enter. "A place where something is deposited, as for storage or safe keeping; a repository. A trustee." True. Thankfully I questioned myself more thoroughly. Am I sure it's depository? No. I have a trustee butt, but do you?
Suppository. Enter. "A drug delivery system that is entered directly into the rectum." Well, it couldn't be more clear than that. Suppository it is.
Now not to get all graphic on you but this definition also made mention of suppositing these said drugs into, let's just say, your rectum's neighbors. I have never heard of that. My uneducated opinion though would be that you shouldn't do this.
Anyway, to top off the all around good day I polished off a few of these..
And since I haven't given my Kirkland PB up yet, I woke up around 12:00 and dipped into THIS..