Jail Bait

I may not have left the Miss Sask Pageant with the Crown but I did leave with a 230 dollar Red Light ticket. That’s right. I went to check the mail yesterday, which I obviously haven’t checked since the middle of June (mails boring) when I noticed a rather LARGE envelope from the City of Saskatoon. I knew it was too big to be a “congratulations, I thought you should have won,” from the mayor of Toon town, which I’m still expecting by the way. Instead I opened up only to be greeted by…

MYSELF



Damn it. Why so many pictures of my car?

Underneath the first picture it reads, Vehicle behind stop line, light is red. Beneath the second picture it says, Vehicle in intersection, light is red. You don’t say. It also says something along the lines of, “on behalf of her majesty the queen,” something, something, something, “did unlawfully commit the following offence.” I can’t be sure but I do believe the Queen lives in England, in a castle, with guards, gauntlets, crowns and what not, what does she have to do with red lights in Saskatchewan? I’d like to have a word with the queen.

Dear Queen of England,

It must be awfully boring over in England for you to have to reign over Saskatchewan, Canada too. It seems as though someone has issued me a ticket on your behalf and I do not think I deserved this fine. Perhaps we could meet and discuss this over tea. Feel free to drop by the court on August 11th, 2010. However, if it would be more convenient to have me pop by the castle then I would be happy to do that as well. Please let me know SAP.

PS I’ve always wanted to try your mini crustless sandwiches, I do not know how I feel about the clotted cream though.

Yours truly,
B

Speaking of breaking the law, how about Lindsay blowhan, I mean lohan. Apparently…

"Understandably, Lindsay's having a difficult time adjusting as it would be for anyone," Shawn Chapman Holley told PEOPLE after the brief visit with her client Tuesday. "She's trying to make the necessary adjustments to an extremely stressful and difficult situation. There were some tears."

Yes, understandably. Those would be longing tears for the lifestyle she's more accustomed to.. It's okay though, I heard her cell actually has a little AMBIENce to help her sleep. Her lawer continues on by informing us all that, "her spirits aren't high.” What a wonderful choice of words Holley.

I wonder what Lindsay painted on her nails before heading into jail. If she wants to make friends she should probably change it to, “F Me.” If she plays her cards right she can con one of the big burley women who come running into being her personal body guard. However, nothing is free.

More importantly I hope for once she wore panties.

Anyway, I know you're probably dying to know what I had for lunch yesterday so i'll show you.


That would be Zucchini, Corn straight of the Cob and those turkey/chicken sausages from Costco. That's right, again i'm eating meat. Ignorance really is bliss.

At some point in the afternoon I also had THIS


Flatout and Naturally More. Still feeling the love.

Last night my immune system decided to go on vacation, I imagine it to be lounging on a beach in Jamaica somewhere with regards for no one but itself. It left me high and dry with a throat infection of some sort. I decided to push through it and try THIS...



Now I have to say, that all though it's only a 20 minute workout it is HARD. SO hard in fact that through out the workout I continuously ran over to pick up the DVD cover shouting, "how many MORE circuits are there?! UGH.." The point of this 30 day shred is to do the 20 minute workout everyday for 30 days. I'm going to do it. That's right, I said it. Now that I hopped on the Jillian Micheals band wagon I might as well stay on for the ride. All I ask of YOU is to hold me to it. If I quit feel free to call me names, boo me, throw things at your computer etc.. Okay maybe not the last one.

Anyway, I also went for a walk with my Sister and Bailey last night. Once we were on route for our leisurely walk my Sister sprung the idea of walking all the way to my parents house and all the way home on me. She wanted to pick raspberries. I agreed but only on the condition that I was not expected to help with the picking.

I think furhead enjoyed herself



Afterwards, I watched Big Brother which is actually turning out to be quite entertaining. Although i'm still undecided on who i'm actually cheering for I know a few things for sure. One, I continue to warm up to Rachel and Brendon. Two, Brittany and Monet are bitches. Three, Hayden is cute in puppy dog kind of way. Four, Matt is going to hell for giving his wife a fake disease. That's it.

Happy Thursday!