The Men Tell Justin he's an Asshole

So how about The Bachelorette The Men Tell All, I was really disappointed that none of the most scandalous males were present. Where was…

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Turns out I can see Frank's facebook page.

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To be completely honest the only thing I could think about was the fact that each and every one of those guys had the potential to get lucky with any one of the female audience members. I mean seriously, even Kasey could have had his choice of guard and protect worthy hearts.

The most shocking part about this revelation is that I'm pretty sure Craig R would have gotten the most action...



or The Phantom



After watching 2 hours of Bachelorette dirt I wasn't done yet. The 20/20 special? Obviously I watched that too. I think it was actually the same Bachelor special they played after last season's the Women Tell All, but i'm not one to complain. Now I know this was not exactly how the question was asked or answered but I believe it went something like this..

"How many people have sex on the show?"

"I would say the Bachelor or Bachelorette has sex with about 3 people per season."

WHAT?! Really? Doesn't anyone know what happened to that cow that gave away it's milk for free? It ended up ALONE. And milkless. That's what happened. The producer also said that Bob probably holds the record with a total 5 and half. 5 and half? Exactly what do you mean by half? I don't remember seeing any half women on the show.

Let's talk about the Bachelor Pad..



People TV Watch revealed 5 Secrets..

Natalie Getz, Jason Mesnick‘s season of The Bachelor: “I didn’t expect to go into the show and expect to find someone I really liked. And I went there and I had feelings for two guys … I’m talking to one of them [now] and well see where it goes. There’s a couple of relationships on the Bachelor Pad. We’ll see which one stuck through after the show wrapped.”

Jessie Sulidis, Jake Pavelka‘s season of The Bachelor: “[Being on Bachelor Pad] was a lot harder than being on The Bachelor. There are 24 hour cameras. The challenges are gonna surprise people. I was thinking Big Brother challenges, but it’s completely different.”

Michael Stagliano, Jillian Harris‘s season of The Bachelorette: Though he’s not actually on Bachelor Pad, he told PEOPLE, “Keep an eye on Kiptyn [Locke] and Tenley [Molzahn]. Some fireworks there. And Dave Good and Natalie. I know some other ones, but purely speculative.”

Krisily Kennedy, Charlie O’Connell’s season of The Bachelor: “Everything you think may happen, you have no idea. All bets are off. There was definitely backstabbing, drama, some catfights here and there. I can’t picture one episode not being crazier than the next.”

Nikki Kaapke, Jason Mesnick‘s season of The Bachelor: “I knew Wes [Hayden] [from Jillian Harris's season] before the Bachelor Pad and he’s not who people think he was … I know he had a crush on one of the girls, but I don’t think he found love … Craig M. [from Ali Fedotowsky's season] is also perceived as a dangerous person and he’s not. He’s very passionate, very intelligent.”

So who are some of the other faces we'll be seeing?

A blonde Elizabeth, I hope she writes someone a note along the lines of "you can't kiss, look at, talk to, breath on or sit next to any other girl in the house if you want to spend time with me."



Jessie, who i'm sure is all ready gearing up to spill someone's secrets...



Man Jesse from perculiar..



Even Crazy gets a room in the pad..



I know where i'll be August 9th. On my couch..

So last night before I settled in for a disturbing total of 3 hours of television I DID do something ACTIVE. I hit the gym for a workout, power class to be exact. My intentions all day were to go but when I started to waiver and reconsider around 4 o'clock my Sister dropped this line on me, "Oh really, you're NOT going now?! hmmm..." Disapproving stare, "I just don't think you'll be sorry." Damn it, fine. I'm coming. I would later regret this decision.

So we get to the gym, head into the group exercise room and set up our benchs. It was pretty full in there so space was tight. As we started the first track, the air started to move and I quickly realized I chose the WORST spot in the room. I was directly behind the man who taught the previous class, STEP. Everytime he made any sudden movements like squatting, clean and presses, shoulder lifts, every exercise in the class, etc.. a bad smell would waft my way. Since I can't hold my breath for an hour I thought about how most people would just tell me to breath through my mouth instead. However, I have always had a problem with this statement. I don't know what's worse, smelling something bad or inhaling it. I spent the rest of the hour confused. Smelling, inhaling, smelling, inhaling, gagging, smelling, while "I just don't think you'll be sorry," replayed in my mind.