Let's start with Bachelorette Monday Recap...
I'd like to focus our attention on Craig M for a moment, the "dangerous" one. I'm going to have to agree with the Weatherman on this one. Although, I don't think he could actually do any physical harm, I do think he is dangerously self involved, uses a dangerously large amount of hair products and has dangerously creepy eyes.
Craig M's BACHELOR BIO
What was his worst date ever? Meeting a girl for dinner and her saying to me within the first 20 min of the date "Craig, I Really Hope You Are Smart!!!.....because I really like having intelligent conversations!!!". Let's just say....the date didn't last too much longer than that. --- Why? because you knew you wouldn't be able to stimulate her intellectually?
What are his dating deal breakers? Someone who can't carry on a one-on-one conversation, someone who talks too much about money, ex-boyfriends, or a woman who can't loosen up and dance with him. ---- But wait, if you can't carry on a one-on-one conversation then how is she supposed to carry one on? Craig, I think your deal breakers are your own personal qualities.
What does he do to impress a date? He's a gentleman at all times, first and foremost and absolutely believes in chivalry! --- By Chivalry do you mean staring away from your date, looking completely uninterested and having nothing to say? Who said Chivalry was dead.
The entire show I had my fingers crossed. I was hoping a fight would break out between these two. To be honest, I had my money on the Weatherman. He may be short and nerdy but he's got some bite.
If I had to guess what Frank was saying right here I'd go with something along the lines of...
On to the eats...
I started off the day by NOT going to the gym AGAIN. GASP. When will I get back into the swing of things? No really, when will I? I did however, have a civilized Breakfast Cookie unlike the ones I had been consuming all weekend.
Plates and Spoons Breakfast Cookie
When I pulled this cookie out of the fridge I knew immediately I had forgotten to put milk in the mix the night before. That's what happens when you try to do two things at once. It's Mel's fault, she was distracting me via telephone. It was still good but the texture was much harder/dryer. Plus there was nothing for the Cinnamon to stick to. When I finished eating it I looked to find my pants and shirt COVERED in brown powder. Super Cute.
Lunch was a Miracle Noodle Stirfry
First, I sauteed Shitake Mushrooms, White Mushrooms, Cauliflower and Broccoli in Soy Sauce and Worchester Sauce. At the same I fried up some Shrimp in a pan with nothing. That's right nothing. They were half frozen so no spray, butter or liquid of any kind was necessary.
Next I added the mixture to my Noodles and poured the extra Soy Sauce/Worchester from the pan on top.
It was Bachelorette Monday so obviously the menu consisted of Butternut Squash Fries and KETCHUP.
I was still hungry when I finished these so I decided to have an English muffin with Better Buttah..
I ate the best parts of both halves and then moved on to some Bran Cereal and Almond Milk..
Finally, I ended the night with Pumpernickle, PB and Nature's Hollow Strawberry Preserves..
What can I say, I was feeling a little indecisive. And apparently craving carbs.