I woke up yesterday morning at 5:40am and for once I actually WENT to the gym. Can you believe it? Yeah me neither. I did 40 minutes of the Elliptical and called it a day. When I got home I had so much energy and extra time (because I decided to forego a shower) that I cleaned the entire kitchen, did the dishes AND snapped my Bachelorette captions. I should reconsider the AM gym sessions.
I got to work and dove into THIS
In the background is the Golds Gym group exercise schedule. I'm planning my comeback.
The rest of the morning was spent entering bills and preparing payroll. It's a dirty job but somebody has got to it. I also spent a little bit of time imagining how I could redecorate my half of the office.
3/4 Cup Egg Whites, Mushrooms, Onions and Nutritional Yeast.
I folded it into an omelet and served it with Bnut Squash Fries. They've been sitting cut up in the fridge for a few days now and I had to use them. They were a sorry reminder of the NO SALT rule. No Salt sucks.
My Man thinks Bailey looks like Chewbacca..
I got home from work and sat on the couch. First I watched TMZ and then I read my Russell Brand book. Both entertaining but only for short periods of time. The first thing I do when I get bored is... EAT
Almost Empty Peanut Butter Jar
In keeping with my rules I measured to make sure there was only one Tbsp left.
Next I filled it with THIS Cereal..
My new favorite for sure.
I added some Almond Milk, Cinnamon and a couple drops of Vanilla Stevia drops.
Now, I wish that recounting my night last night meant filling this page with exciting stories, but I don’t have any. I was bored to tears, bored to death, bored silly, bored stiff. If you know any other bored idioms I was them too. I also began to wonder if anyone has actually ever died of boredom. I felt that this was a valid question seeing as how if it is in fact possible I was definitely flirting with my own demise. I couldn’t find any articles to support this theory but I did learn that the website www.wikianswers.com is highly entertaining. I came across it by clicking on a “What does boredom cause?” link. As the attached page downloaded I was greeted by this answer, “sucide.” Just this one word no explanation. Now there is nothing funny about suicide but this wasn’t even suicide this was "sucide". That means I’m allowed to laugh. I also noticed a box at the top of the page where I could enter my own questions or phrases.
First I typed in, “What smells bad?” (yes, I’m actually 5). Now it’s the answers when things start to get good. Let’s also remember here that I was bored and easily entertained. The answer was…
you can smell a bad smell in your nose is because, when you inhale, your nose takes your ,"smellings" into the nose to something that takes the materials and sends a signal to your brain, which makes a bad scent
Since I don’t actually know where commas go and I like to give food capital letters I won’t even comment on the fact that there are no capital letters or periods. Or at least I’ll just do it inadvertently like that.
Next, I asked wiki, “who is Kristin’s boyfriend?” (Kristin is my sister, I graduated from being 5 years old to 10 with this one) and wiki answered…
“Kristin's steady boyfriend is michael angarano.”
I laughed at this as if Wiki had gotten it wrong, “hahah it’s not Michael angarano, it’s Rae and they’re MARRIED hahah”.
While I was still laughing at the last answer I noticed another link at the bottom of the page. The title said, “Was one of these your questions?” followed by my favorite, “is it unhealthy to sit beside a printer?” I clicked on this one only to find that it had yet to be answered as well as an “Answer it” option. Answer it? Heck yes. Obviously this must be something people are curious about if it made the “Was one of these your questions” page. What the people want, the people get.
“Yes it is unhealthy to sit beside a printer. It is unsafe to sit in the vicinity of a printer, fax machine, scanner ect. You should NOT sit within 5 feet of printer due to the ink particles. The ink particles have been known to jump ship and relocate to warmer areas i.e. your nose, behind your ears, your nether regions. They are like ticks. Move your desk now.“
Wiki then replied, “Thanks for sharing.” You’re welcome.
Before calling it a night because I had nothing better to do with my time. Stay up for what? I ate ONE more thing.
Technically it's two but still. I scrambled 1/2 cup of Egg Whites with one crumbled Amy's Burger.
I fell asleep dreaming about changing the word via Wikianswers.
PS I did watch the Hills. Do you think they like Allie Lutz? I googled her by the way and www.ridiculousvideos.com/allie_lutz.php came up. The link title read, "Hot USC College Girl" and it looked like a starts with p ends with graphy site. Just sayin.