Holy Carbs and PB Batman

I had the perfect Saturday. I woke up with only a minor headache, obviously a plus considering yesterday. The first thing I did was grab my Cookie out of the fridge, drizzle the agave on (LOTS) and headed downstairs to watch America’s Next Top Model on the BIG screen (my Man was still in bed, so he couldn’t steal it for March Madness YET). I’m only on the first episode and I’m already roped in. Lots of drama queens, peeeerrrrfect. If I was ever on America’s Next Top Model and they wanted to cut my hair into a short style during the “makeover” I would quit. No seriously I would. I’d rather be a girl in real life than America’s Next Top Boy.



I later had some of THESE



When my Man finally woke up from his Saturday morning coma we took Bailey for a walk, that’s walk number 2 in case you were counting. We made a rookie mistake and walked in the same direction for the first 15 minutes. This was a mistake because the sun was shining and there was no wind, UNTIL we turned around. Rule number 1 when walking outdoors, always switch directions every couple of minutes so you don’t have a LONG hellish walk home against the wind.

When we got back to the castle it was time for my Man to have breakfast and for me to have lunch. He had Indian Running Food (Chia Seeds), but instead of the usual brand we buy he tried out these:



I had Bnut Squash Fries and Kidney Beans with Rosemary and Thyme, Rosemary and Thyme always sounds like two older ladies to me. Well needless to say my lunch date with the two of them went well.


I had a side of Ketchup and Cheesy Hummnut Sauce. Did you know that a ½ cup of Kidney beans has 8 grams of protein and like 8 grams of fibre?!

I spent the rest of the day relaxing, being lazy and watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and Orange County. At some point I decided I needed a snack, I'm not sure why since my physical activity for the day consisted of walking from one room in the condo castle to another all of which ended in sitting. Minor details. Since I love almost empty Nut Butter jars so much I decided, why wait? I took yesterday's Almond Butter Jar, smeared a Tbsp of PB in it, added 1/2 cup of Heritage Cereal and 1/2 scoop Muscle Food with Water.


By doing this I realized that I've been underestimating the about of Butter left in my jars, if this is what a Tbsp looks like I've been eating at least 3. Ooops...

Since the sun was finally out and lot’s of the snow had melted my Man decided that he wanted to BBQ some steak. When we went to get propane we found out that the rest of the city had decided the same thing. While I sat there waiting for My Man to be done I read the caution signs. No running cars (shit, turned ours off), no cigarettes, no something else.. pretty standard stuff. Then I read the part about the propane being handled by highly trained authorized personnel, this would have been comforting had the trained personnel not looked 12. Is he even allowed to babysit yet? Was the "authoriZOR" 13?

When we got home My Man threw THIS on the BBQ


This was THICK

And I had THIS:


Nothing Fancy just Kale Chips and an Amy's Burger.

After Supper My Man and I had a wedding reception to attend, so we got all dressed up and headed out. The couple had gotten married in Jamaica and was now throwing there HUGASS party here.


+ PB + Cinnamon Swirl PB


+ PB


+ Better Butter (Earth Balance)

= Seriously what is wrong with you? I wish I could say that I brought back half of the wedding reception and shared this with them, but I can't..