Feminists rejoiced everywhere last night. One small Regret for Ali, One Giant Leap for Womankind. Ali chose her job over a man. Say What?
Here are a few more things we learned last night while watching The Bachelor:
1. Gia's Step Brother always dreamt of becoming an extra on the Sopranos, unable to fulfill this dream he's willing to settle for breaking Jakes legs if need be. Or cutting him with his razor sharp hair...
2. Being the third party in a private dance for one is awkward.
3. Vienna failed to mention the part about her dad being Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys. SHE must be sporting some Maaaayjah contacts.
4. I heart Tenley's family!!!
Now let's start from the beginning. I hit the gym in the AM for my third ride class in a row. I hestitated getting out of bed though, the extra hour of sleep was veeeerrryy tempting. That is until i remembered i was going to hate waking up either way..
I got home and had this:
At Work i had THIS:
1/4 cup chia seeds, 3/4 almond milk, half scoop protein powder, sliced banana and tbsp almond butter. Drizzled agave and cinnamon on top.
JUST kidding! I attempted to have it because i figured i should have a new breakfast but fed it to my man instead. I made this and the breakfast cookie because i know myself too well and figured come morning i'd REALLY want the cookie. I did.. Guess what though? HE loved it! It's HIS new breakfast and i'm so excited because it's healthy and i want to have him forever!!
Half way through the morning i was hungry so i had this:
New Breed of Quesadilla - Ezekiel Tortilla, Portabello Mushroom, Hummus and Tomatoes
Spinach, 1/2 Apple, Nutrional Yeast, Cinnamon and Sea Salt
Using this bad boy:
This was a colourful lunch and it Yummy!!
Late afternoon i had this culpurate:
Now this is where it gets serious...
I told you i was going to have Bnut fries and i did. Lots and lots and lots of them. I cut the bnut in half. Giving myself the bigger half (obviously), i put them on the pan with an enemy line down the middle. I wasn't about to lose a fry. I cooked up some salmon and couscous for my man. Now I know that a well rounded meal would mean doing the same for myself BUT i'd rather eat a plate of fries.
Hers (with a side of bottled ketchup and salt)
I was feeling rebelious. I set no limits on the salt. It was a free for all. I could see it pouring out, however, i was sure this was an optical illusion since i couldn't taste it. I know i had to much because my hands puffed up like a blow fish.. A RED blow fish.. gross..
I dusted off my plate and was STUFFED. My man finished his salmon, couscous and had a COUPLE fries. He was done. I was not. I proceeded to finish his too. I may or may not have eaten a whole bnut squash last night. Let's just say that i don't know FOR SURE but i'm guessing there is A LOT of fiber in butternut squash.
I uncomfortably went to bed and had to forgo my usual snack. But WAIT, i woke up on cue at 12:30 and managed a whole slice of pumpernickle bread smothered in PB. Ohhhhh ya.