So My phone was fudging with me and wouldn't turn on the night before yesterday, so my man set his alarm for 5:40am JUST for me. It was a cruel joke when it went off in the morning and I thought it was the weekend. The only time I hear HIS alarm is (when it's for him) on Saturdays. I MADE myself get up and hit the gym, it's always good once i'm there but waking up just never gets any easier. I switched it up and did the rowing machine for 20 minutes, followed by the elliptical for 20 and finished with two leg exercises. Oh how I long for my butt to harden and rise 2 inches.
I came home for diamonds and Muscle Food
1/2 Scoop and some cinnaNOM.
I got to work (late)and had THIS:
Don't hate the playa, hate the game
Extreme Pita was ordered again today since the Auditors (robots) are still here. so I helped myself to the fruit because fruits yummy and you don't have to be hungry.
I think I ate that in 2.5 seconds.. roughly..
Yesterday was so weird, unlike the day before I had no appetite. I had an eye appointment at 1:30 (I know, I know, how many appointments do I have?) and since hunger can strike at any time, I feared it would attack me while I was out. I prepared and ate this:
I taste tested two with Almond Butter and approved, so I covered the rest just the same.
Then I found a new way to eat the rest of the slices
This is why they pay me the big bucks, open faced melon cucumber sandwiches.
When I got back to the office it was 2:30 and I STILL wasn't hungry, but I did what I always do in this situation and ate anyway. I had an Amy’s Burrito Salad for lunch.
One Amy’s Burrito on top of salad (aka weeds). Now I know what you’re thinking, this is very hard and you don’t think you can make it, but it’s pretty tasty so you should really try it. Don’t be scarrrred.
I atually ate it like this
Forget what everyone always told you, you SHOULD play with your food (and sit one inch away from the television).
Okay now I have to tell you this funny story. So my sister, the work out queen, always goes to the gym straight from work and changes at the shop before hand. She was leaving at 4 yesterday and they were having the FINAL Audit meeting at 3:30, so she changed on her way into the meeting and set her bag outside the meeting room door.
Next thing you know i'm working away and the admin assistant says "Ummm Bailey has some stuff". I walk out of my office to see Bailey terrorizing all kinds of items on the mat at the front door. She was running around with a pair of PANTIES and a trail of socks in tow. This situation could have taken alot of different turns, most of which ending up with Bailey running through a meeting with sexy lingerie and horifying two male Auditors, my sister (as soon as she recognized the item) and quite a few employees. Professionalism at it's finest. Luckily, i'm stealth and caught her.
Late afternoon I had myself some ZEN
Oh how I never expected to love tea, I used to think it was only for Grandmas and sick people.
After work I got my eyebrows waxed. I've been doing this for years but I still continue to get so nervous that the girl is going to pass me the mirror to "see if I like them" and they're going to be gone.
I came home and had some Cashew Butter straight up with a spoon
I read my new magazines for a while and then finally decided on attempting my own version of Sheppards Pie for Suppa. It's covers like these ones that suck me in with all the pretty colours. The inside is always the same.
I cut up some Veggies
Mushrooms, Carrots, Tomato and added some Cole Slaw.
Boiled some Cauliflower for the "Potato"
Cooked the Veggies
And decided to add some Spinach, Corn and Seitan. Along with 1/2 tsp Cumin and 1 tsp Worchester Sauce
Tossed the cooked Cauliflower in the food processor
And added a little Almond Milk and Salt
Transfered the Veggie/Seitan mixture into a casserole dish
Topped it with the "Mash Potatoes" and Nutritional Yeast (needed my daily fix)
I stuck this in the oven for 5 minutes but basically just for show since everything is already cooked.
Ready to eat
This was actually pretty good. It's definitely a different version of sheppards pie for obvious reasons (like every ingredient) but it was a tasty meal for something new.
I took this downstairs with me and watched (stared) at the hockey game with my man. I mostly thought about how much I hate dishes and wished the ones waiting upstairs for me would disappear. They didn't.
Before bed I had a really original snack.. PUMPERNICKLE AND PB!
No the Peanut Butter isn't imaginary, it's just that I love to break this bread apart and slather the PB on each individual piece AS i'm putting them in my mouth. It's WAY better this way.
Half a Banana with Cashew Butter. This combination is a match made in heaven, you really need to try it.
And then I woke up 2:00am and had it again..
Some Must Have Non Food Purchases
I absolutely HAVE to share this with you. I'm like the mascara Nazi and i've been searching for the perfect mascara for the past ummm.. all my life. Yesterday I finally found it. This stuff is AWESOME.
Lancome Hypnose Drama
I bought these next items because my dad told me to. If my dad told me to jump off a bridge I would. You know when parents say “I don’t know whose child you are”. Well when my mom used to say it I think my dad secretly knew that the qualities she was attacking were his. I don’t blame him for not calling himself out like that. Unfortunately, my dad has MANY insanely good qualities that I did not inherit, like his work ethic and ability to fix anything. Lucky I did manage to scrape by with his humor and sarcasm. Anyway, the point of the story is that now I’ve actually started flossing my teeth. One step closer to graduating the 6 month cleaning list.
Lazy man's flossing stick